Isaac Asimov is about as exciting as reading an instruction manual on how to eat crackers.
Quotes by Republibot 3.0
The idea of an Imperial Japanese Navy battleship from World War II flying around is space is just stupid; its so amazingly stupid that somehow it manages to completely go around the bend to end up being cool again. Stranger still, because of its inherent stupidity it somehow manages to be cooler than if they’d just started out with something that wasn’t stupid to begin with. I don’t pretend to understand how that works, but it does.
With all due respect to Spinoza, if ‘Nature Abhors a Vacuum’, how come 99.9% of the universe is nothing but Vacuum?
If aliens know us only through our TV shows, they'll be convinced that we're a race of idiot basketball fanatics who are obsessed with menstruation.
You know, we’ve never seen Pikachu throw up, which is weird when you think about it, because we’ve seen him dressed up like a samurai on several occasions, and with most people you’ll see ‘em vomit Looooong before you see ‘em dressed up like a samurai.”
My wife is very tall and thin and pretty and etherial like an El Greco, and if that makes me an El Grecosexual, well I'm perfectly OK with that.