“In Japan, there is a class of children who are, well, special. They’re better than the average citizen. They dwell in a world of wealth, privilege, and influence few adults ever dream of attaining. These are the monster children. The merest, most remote chance encounter with a monster sweeps the child into the inner circle of Japanese military and government security and strategic planning. The child in this movie, Kenny, is immediately listened to and his advice is heeded, his orders carried out to the letter. Whisked along on helicopters, rushed to disaster scenes in motorcades, guarded with the very lives of the elite security forces, the monster child is a treasure to the Japanese matched only by the emperor and his family. Scolded only with his best interests in mind, the monster boy feels free to capriciously break the rules and put others in mortal danger, because he knows that his protectors would rather be crushed to death than let a single hair on the monster boy’s head be put out of place. Be it Guiron, Baragon, Megalon, Zigra, Mothra, Gaos, Maus, Gamera, Blacula, Hardrock, Coco, or Joe, one stupid encounter with a creature over ten feet tall ensures the lucky Japanese boy a life of leisure, glamour, adventure, fame, and great fortune.”
MST3K: The Book


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