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Quotes by Chaz Bufe

Sun, 04/25/2010 - 13:05 — Republibot 3.0

YOUTH, n. A novice in the art of misspending one's life.

— Chaz Bufe

American Heretics Dictionary

Sun, 04/25/2010 - 13:04 — Republibot 3.0

VEGITARIANISM, n. Squeamishness tinged with self-righteousness.

— Chaz Bufe

American Heretics Dictionary

Sun, 04/25/2010 - 13:03 — Republibot 3.0

UNITARIAN, n. An atheist unable to kick the habit of self-abasement

— Chaz Bufe

American Heretics Dictionary

Sun, 04/25/2010 - 13:02 — Republibot 3.0

UFO, n. An acronym commonly believed to stand for Unidentified Flying Object, but in fact standing for Uncommonly Foolish Observer. The term is invariably used in this shese in press reports of "UFO sightings."

— Chaz Bufe

American Heretics Dictionary

Sun, 04/25/2010 - 13:00 — Republibot 3.0

TROTSKYISM, n. Stalinism deprived of state poer. Few in number though fractious, one Trotskyist constitutes a "Split"; two constitute a "Group"' and three constitute a "Movement."

— Chaz Bufe

American Heretics Dictionary

Sun, 04/25/2010 - 12:59 — Republibot 3.0

SPIRITUALITY, n. A meaningless but uplifting term often found in "Personals" ads.

— Chaz Bufe

American Heretics Dictionary

Sun, 04/25/2010 - 12:58 — Republibot 3.0

SENATOR, n. A millionaire or, if newly elected, about to become one.

— Chaz Bufe

American Heretics DIctionary

Sun, 04/25/2010 - 12:57 — Republibot 3.0

REVENGE, n. Better than sex. The fifth member of the four food groups.

— Chaz Bufe

American Heretics Dictionary

Sun, 04/25/2010 - 11:36 — Republibot 3.0

QUEEN, n. A term used in both the U.S. and the U.K. to refer to an individual. THe difference lies in the fact that theBritish queen does not dress as well as her American counterparts.

— Chaz Bufe

American Heretics Dictionary

Sun, 04/25/2010 - 11:33 — Republibot 3.0

POLITICALLY CORRECT, adj. [...] 2) An unfortunately all-too-real leftist phenomenon with the connotations joyless, deadly dull, puritanical, painfully forced, patronizing (or matronizing), more interested in form than content, more interested in posturing than in effecting fundamental change, and (in regard to language) affected, awkward, wordy, euphemistic and vague. [...] If the suspected term is longer, clumsier, and less precise than the term it's intended to displace, chances are 99 out of 100 that it's politically correct.

— Chaz Bufe

American Heretics Dictionary

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