Republibot 3.0's Quotes

It may be proved that no society can make a perpetual constitution, or even a perpetual law. The earth belongs always to the living generation. They may manage it then, and what proceeds from it, as they please[...] The constitution and the laws of their predecessors extinguished [...] in their natural course, with those whose will gave them being. [...] Every constitution, then, and every law, naturally expires at the end of 19. years. If it be enforced longer, it is an act of force and not of right.

Boy, if I had a nickle for every time I've been doomed by a puppet...then I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, it's still weird that it happened twice.

Those who claim that Ender's Game truly captures their own childhood feelings are revealing a bit too much

Disney said its movie John Carter lost two hundred million in one month. They said it was a mistake to make a movie about a Civil War soldier on Mars. It's the sequel to another flop called Jimmy Carter, which also lost two hundred million every thirty days.

You want some dirt on Jenna Elfman? Ok, she's got a cleaning fetish. This isn't commonly known. She'll come into someone's house and take off all her clothes and completely cover herself in Lemon Pledge and start rubbing up against things. She doesn't even realize she's doing it. Probably a dozen times I'll wake up in the morning, come down stairs and find Jenna buck naked, grinding up against the wall or something, trying to get rid of a stubborn stain.