Remember, folks: it's Earthday. The day we celebrate the earth for all it's done for us, such as...uhm...giving us something to stand on and collapsing occasionally burying Swiss towns, and other good stuff like that. So I want you all to go out and slash and burn several acres of forest or meadow, so we can actually SEE the earth and appreciate it better with all those plants and crap on it. If you have access to a bulldozer, today's the day to use it, but remember to share: Many of your friends will want to celebrate Earthday, too.
Make a game of it! See who can expose the most earth! Winner gets a rack of ribs!
Remember: the biosphere needs the earth. The earth does not need the biosphere.