ORIGINAL SONG: "Enuma Elish."

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R2 is busy today, so rather than let the day sit empty, I thought I'd throw in another of my useless songs that no one likes. This is completely unrelated to Science Fiction in any way. Well, I suppose there's a TENUOUS connection to Stargate: SG1, which occasionally touched on Babylonian mythology. But that's a stretch so, no, no, no, let's just assume it's got nothing to do with SF.

I jotted the lyrics down based on my memories of the Enuma Elish (The Babylonian Creation Myth) off the top of my head in like five minutes, so there's some bad rhymes and probably one or two factual errors, but it was done as a joke, and I tend to be a leap-before-you-look type. Also think it through: it's a 7 minute song I wrote in five minutes or less. That means I wrote it faster than I could sing it.


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