NEW AGE, adj. (pronounced as one word; rhymes with "sewage") 1) Having to do with money; 2) Pretentious and self-satisfied; 3) Marked by a lack of concern for others, especially the less fortunate; 4) Lobotomized; 5) In regard to music, insipid, aimless, and unchallenging - that is, perfectly suited to the spiritual needs of preposterous yuppies. (With thanks to Penn & Teller for publicly supplying the correct pronunciation of this term)