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EPISODE REVIEW: Caprica: “Pilot” (Episodes 1 and 2)

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Yep. I’m the one who’s going to be reviewing the Caprica series. I know, I know, I know, I’ve been pretty damn vocal about the creative crash-and-burn that the RDM Galactica became, the massive disappointment that was its entire final season, and how the finale was ultimately kind of a betrayal of the fans. Obviously, those of you who are aware of my stance on the show are going to be pretty nervous about me reviewing the new spinoff/prequel.

Let me calm your not-entirely-unfounded reservations before we begin:

1) Galactica has festered a bit in my mind since it went off the air. I was still giving it occasional guardedly positive reviews up through the end, and while it’s true that the conclusion utterly ruined the entire series in my mind, it’s also important to remember that I absolutely loved the show for a while there. From “Kobol’s Last Gleaming, Pt 1” in Season 1 up through “Collaborators” in season 3, it was the best damn show on the air, and I still respect most of what they accomplished in that stretch, even if they ultimately fumbled the ball and lost the game. I’m not critical because I hate, I’m critical because I love, and I do think that makes a huge difference.

2) I don’t really intend to compare this show to Galactica all that much, anyway. I don’t believe that the sins of the father should be visited on the son, you know? This is a different show, with a different story, and different sensibilities, and while it’s somewhat hamstrung by what we know of Colonial backstory (Which is surprisingly little, really), it will hopefully go its own direction and do its own thing. As such, it should be judged on its own merits, and not be forced to live up to the disdain I have for the way the RDM Galactica ended. I’d also mention for True Believers out there that this cuts the other way: This show shouldn’t be forced to live up to the love you have for the RDM Galactica, either.

While the road to production of this series was rocky, and while its future is looking pretty damn bleak at present (It’s officially a “Troubled Production” now that will be lucky to live past its first season), there’s some elements here that give me hope that the show might actually end up being pretty good. I have my suspicions that it will *not* fall prey to the curse of the Star Wars Prequels (To wit: Spending seven and a half hours of screen time to tell us crap we already knew or suspected, and adding nothing new of consequence), and while the pilot didn’t really blow me away or anything, it wasn’t what I was expecting, either.

That alone gives me some hope for this show. And who knows, maybe the entire RDM Galacticaverse as well.

PLAY BY PLAY

Fifty-Eight years before the fall of the Colonies, we visit a massive, massive rave. Like all raves, it’s pretty big and wild and overpowering, and, ultimately, kind of boring. This one is a bit more over-the-top than most: Teens are running around shooting each other, there’s a stage where a heavy metal floorshow is performing human sacrifices, there’s a fight club, and of course there’s an orgy. The camera spends a lot of time lingering on the orgy. I admit I was a bit surprised by that. The RDM verse has a thing for lipstick lesbians, but I hadn’t anticipated any actual nudity.

Anyway, Zoe, her boyfriend Ben, and their friend Lacey are on the balcony watching the human sacrifice. Another Zoe - a virtual copy - is supposed to jump up on stage and do something to put a stop to this debauchery, but she glitches out, and that’s that. Turns out the whole Rave/Orgy/Bloodbath/Tyler Durden thing is virtual, it’s an online thing. We also discover that Zoe, her beau, and her friend all worship the One True God.

Zoe gets in trouble with her school for cutting class so she can sit in the bathroom with holographic glasses on and visit sex parties, and she’s yelled at by her impossibly wealthy parents. Her mom’s a surgeon, her dad’s a somewhat less aspergery version of Bill Gates. Mom slaps Zoe, and Zoe says “You’ll remember that for the rest of your life.”

The next day, Zoe, Lacey, and Ben cut class, and are planning to run away from home and go to Gemenon, where they’ll have ‘friends and

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Cunning Hats

And, you know, if not then there's always these guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnjaIA6GKxU

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Glitch?

I was seeing the raw html instead of formatting. Seems to be working fine now. 

I was kidding about Firefly. I'm sure we'll be seeing cunning hats for a long while yet.

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Don't pick those intelectual scabs!

>>>The 70’s was a dark time that will be remembered by future generations for not letting that damn show die.<<<

 

Oh, don't worry about it. I do blame you. Personally. <G>

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Forgetting to remember the forgotten

>>>Pity that Firefly et. al. will never be remembered...<<<

Oh, I don't know about that. Few thought that Trek would have its big 90s comeback; Galactica ended up being huge for a time, there's a German show that ran for six weeks in the 1960s, but more than a hundred novels have been cranked out continuing the story.

Fen are horribly obsessive, so eventually it'll pop up again, either Whedon will decide to revisit it (Less likely by the day) or someone else will reboot it 30 years from now, and it'll become just as huge, corporate, joyless, and and oppressive as 90s Trek or the RDM Galactica. Or that deficatingly horrible "Prisoner" remake last year.

So we'ver got that to look forward to.

Oh, hey, what did you mean about the formatting? What kind of problems are you having? I'll pass 'em on to R2...

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The dark decade

I’m sorry you have to blame those of us that became teenagers in the 70’s for Star Trek. If we did not watch it when they syndicated it the first movie would not have been made and it would have died the same death that most of the 60’s sci fi shows did. But we were jonesing for space and other than UFO and Space: 1999 it was the only game in town. Lost in Space was just too silly for a teenager to watch and the animated Star Trek or Star Lost did not last long enough to give us our fix. By the time Star Wars came out the Star Trek ball was rolling and the rest is history. Maybe if the networks had bought Genesis II we would have been spared but they didn’t and Rodenberry had no other universe he could be god in.

The local stations tried putting on Time Tunnel, Land of the Giants, The Invaders but they always came back to Star Trek. I remember as a kid playing a pickup game of baseball and someone with a watch would say its 10 minutes to Star Trek and all the neighborhood kids would run home to watch it. The 70’s was a dark time that will be remembered by future generations for not letting that damn show die.

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As with everything here

Formatting is a work in progress... but once I'm done, it'll be cool.

I fixed yours, by the way.

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As opposed to..?

Star Trek can't really be anything *but* Trek. It's very much a formula, and if you screw with the formula, the cattle tend to get nervous, there's a lot of braying, the barnyard animals get skittish, the cult of Roddenberry starts complaining, and that's that. 

 

Yeah, that's the complaint. Pity that Firefly et. al. will never be remembered...

 

Also, Frak this formatting

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Primeval/Who

Well, BBCA doesn't actually *make* anything, they just distribute shows that are popular in the UK. Primeval was cancelled last year for lack of viewership, so that one's gone.

But, yes, I'd forgotten: Who is a MAJOR loss to Syfy, assuming they care...debatable.

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Another thing working in Caprica's favor

Another thing working in Caprica's favor is that BBC America is running Doctor Who. This may be a departure from the Beeb's normal programming strategy w/re/to Who and other franchises- used to be that if another U.S. Network wanted a show, that BBC-A HAD to pass on it. This may have changed, as I'm fairly sure that Speed Network would loooove Top Gear, and SyFy would be a logical home for Who and Torchwood. (Primeval is a special case, as it's not BBC, but ITV).

If SyFy can't(or won't) have Doctor Who, there's a gaping whole in their schedule.

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>>>The ideas in Caprica may have made a good show if it was not burdened with the baggage of BSG. Now it will just disappoint and die a painful death.<<<

My opinion is that it's officially a "Troubled" series, with a lot of behind-the-scenes problems, and a far-less-clear direction than BSG had, and none of the obvious appeal of Galactica (Space ships, battles, etc).

I'd peg it as a one-season wonder, but I think there's an outside chance it might have a second year, simply because SyFy's got nothing else to run, really. Their Breakout show is "Warehouse 13," SGU isn't as big a hit as anticipated. They've got nothing else in the pipeline that I'm aware of to replace it.

But on a *real* network, you'd be looking at a one-season run. On a broadcast network, you'd be looking at a 13-episode order, with no real possibility for picking up the back-nine.

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Trek vs. Chimera

>>>my complaint with Enterprise was that it didn't dial it back far enough. There should have been projectile weapons (or at least sidearms), no transporters for living beings, etc. They flirted with it at first, but it was watered down.<<<

Trek can't really be anything *but* Trek. It's very much a formula, and if you screw with the formula, the cattle tend to get nervous, there's a lot of braying, the barnyard animals get skittish, the cult of Roddenberry starts complaining, and that's that. Remember when the Warp 5 speedlimit was thrown in? How tiny a variation was that? Especially since any Warp Factor is ultimately defined as "How fast the writers need us to go this week." Warp 9 can be 2x C or a million C. It doesn't matter, and yet they went nuts. In two years it was gone.

DS9 was the only significant variation, and really the only bit of "TNG Era Trek" to get any kind of lasting critical plaudits, but the suits hated it, and couldn't wait to abandon the concept in favor of something more traditional. Likewise, Enterprise screwed with some of the basic Trek format, and blah blah blah cattle, etc. Bang, it was gone.

So what should we call the kind of thing Caprica is, if not a shoehorn? That's not sarcasm, I'm legitimately asking. Probably we do need a new word for this kind of thing.

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Caprica will die slowly

It would be nice if the suits at networks and studios had some cojones. This fear of trying new things is making this era of TV as lame as the 70’s. The ideas in Caprica may have made a good show if it was not burdened with the baggage of BSG. Now it will just disappoint and die a painful death.

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Heh.

Oddly, my complaint with Enterprise was that it didn't dial it back far enough. There should have been projectile weapons (or at least sidearms), no transporters for living beings, etc. They flirted with it at first, but it was watered down. Caprica doesn't deviate as much from my expectations. But then, there was more backstory clues in TOS, weirdly.

The show is actually a chimera. David Eick (IIRC) pitched a show at about the same time someone else was pitching another one. The suits suggested they pool their efforts, which they did, and we ended up with Caprica. Point being is that it's not a mere shoehorn (although they might want to use one, RDM-style.)

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The Ronald Reagan to Adama's John F. Kennedy

All that is reasonable. It's all retcon, but it's all reasonable retcon, and there's enough pegs in Galactica to tie it to. It's all a reasonable in-show explanation, though I still find it jarring in a Star Trek Enterprise/Star Trek TOS sense.

The out-of-universe, production-related reason is simply that they thought it looked cool, and that Caprica is being shoehorned into the Galacticaverse. It actually started out as a completely unrelated, standalone show set on Earth that was pitched to NBC about five years ago. NBC passed, but said "Hey, you know, you should see about tying it in to this..."

That's fine. The original concept sounded a bit thin to me. I'm not complaining. I just found the art direction a bit disconcerting. To be fair, I found it a bit disconcerting when they did Caprica flashbacks on Galactica, honestly - the Galactica and the Pegasus had such distinctive looks, and Caprica was so Vancouver Mundane by comparison. I felt cheated that we weren't looking at homes designed witout right angles and stuff, you know?

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However, things like Cyberpaper and VR are extremely useful, even if they're not networked, and we never see them, nor hear any reference to them like "You know, in the old days we could just use VR goggles to train pilots..."

Yeah, but few of the people there would remember the days that old (Tigh maybe, possibly not even Adama.) And cyberpaper et al. are much less useful if you're worried about ANY contamination (sneakernet is still a network.) They obviously still had the systems they deemed essential (and some kick-ass displays,) but relied on analog and paper as much as they could manage.

But then, they were a front-line military unit, and a holdover at that (the newer Battlestars had lowered their standards, and Pegasus only escaped through a fluke.) It's not at all unreasonable that civilian infrastructure, especially the consumer end, was much more adventurous (especially since it had started to permeate the military.)

Remember, the Pegasus was the new flashy military ship. The Nimitz (or whatever is more current) to Adama's Enterprise.

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>>> the idea that a rejection of networked/overly complicated devices took hold at sometime in the interwar period, and then receded just before CWII makes perfect sense.<<<

Oh, I agree. I'm not arguing about the AI thing at all. In fact, even on the ORIGINAL 1970s Galactica, they didn't have robots for the same reason, though they clearly had the capability to do so: Cylons were robotic, so people naturally distrusted robots. (Excepting Muffet and C.O.R.A.) This was never something they said on the show, but it *was* something they made a point of telling the writers repeatedly.

But there's a difference between networked computers, AIs, and super-high-tech geegaws like "Cyber Paper" and "Virtual Reality." Ok, so they shut down their internet during the war - that makes perfect sense. They never brought it back again - ok, less sensible, but ok. However, things like Cyberpaper and VR are extremely useful, even if they're not networked, and we never see them, nor hear any reference to them like "You know, in the old days we could just use VR goggles to train pilots..." Not to mention the entertainment industry, which would madly support things like that, even if they're only in non-networked one-computer-only interactive mode.

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Of course I'm right.

I remember Aaron talking about how old fashioned the equipment on Galactica was - "Phones with cords" - and all, but he was comparing it to "Modern" stuff, and pointed out that the ship was 40 years old. Some of that old stuff was Adama's well-justified technophobia, some of it was, I think, them returning it to original condition for the Museum...

It's unclear what the 'original condition' of BSG-75 was in the show, but the museum's upgrade requests were denied by Adama while the ship was still technically in service ("There will be no networked computers on this ship while I'm in charge.") That paranoia was directly due to Cylon War 1. The miniseries pretty much opened with Baltar explaining that the anti-AI rules were outdated, since the Cylon threat had receded--and obviously AI research was a part of the origin of that threat.

It's not stated in a single-quote way (that I can think of) but if you read between the lines (and I've spent literal years doing this,) the idea that a rejection of networked/overly complicated devices took hold at sometime in the interwar period, and then receded just before CWII makes perfect sense.

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I'm not saying you're wrong, Church, but I don't remember them saying that. I remember Aaron talking about how old fashioned the equipment on Galactica was - "Phones with cords" - and all, but he was comparing it to "Modern" stuff, and pointed out that the ship was 40 years old. Some of that old stuff was Adama's well-justified technophobia, some of it was, I think, them returning it to original condition for the Museum, but there was no implication in there that things were 'more advanced' in the past, the sense I got was simply that, you know, a blackberry is pretty sleek and modern compared to stuff you'd find on the USS Nimitz. I could be wrong, but that was the sense I got from it. The only specific tech decrease that they mentioned was simply that Computer Networks fell from use for a while, because they were easy for the Cylons to exploit, but that's nowhere on the level of cyberpaper or whole-sensory VR.

I'll give you the rave, though: you're right about that, and I'm wrong. I totally missed the point, curse my puritanical nature!

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If you can make a rave look morose, clearly you’re doing something wrong

No, I think they managed to do some (rather challenging) thing very right there. That 'joyless celebration' was exactly what they were going for.

As for the technology, it was established very early on in the miniseries that there had been a 'dialing it back' period during/after the First War. They had developed advanced tech, had that used against them by the Cylons, dumbed everything down for a while, and then gradually ramped everything back up (excepting, mercifully, on Galactica.)

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Yeah, it's not good.

I think I touched on most of that in my review, excepting the "One True God" thing, which was a shameful lapse on my part. Thank you for bringing it up.

I agree the timeline is too short, and it suffers from the "Enterprise" syndrom of having a prequel series with *clearly* higher tech than the show it comes before.

This is what comes of trying to shoehorn a completely unrelated show into an established universe. I agree: Having Lil' Billy Adama on the show is a bit too twee, it establishes a connection to the Cylons that's so close there's no way he would have mentioned it in BSG itself.

This is also what comes of talking too long about a bad idea. Eventually - like Superman Reborn, or that "Cavemen" sitcom - they just go ahead and do it with no regard to its merits or lack thereof. It simply takes on a life of its own because its been talked about so much...

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Caprica needed to be nuked

Using my dark powers I return this post from the dead. Well not really I just watched Caprica on SYFY on demand for no cost. (Thank God)

Now it was well made and the acting was on par with most things on TV but it felt forced. One of the problems was that the planet Caprica looked like Canada which is a nice country but I don’t think I would travel light years to get there. There has to be a way not to have every thing look like Montreal or Vancouver.

The time line they give, 58 years before the fall also seemed a little short for the invention of the Cylons and there revolt. One hundred or more years would make more sense for the events that were hinted at in BSG. I thought it was needless to link the Adama family to the creation of the Cylons to the point of having a young Admiral Adama in the show.

Now the next thing that bothered me was the obvious technological difference between Caprica and BSG. It just does not make sense that because of the Cylons they would stop using paper touch screens and virtual reality. They could not get McAfee or something to stop the Cylons from corrupting there networks. (A hardware fix would do it to.)

The last thing that really got to me was the idea that the Cylons got their idea of one true god and a hate for the colonials from the mind of a 16 year old girl. What is this a remake of WarGames? It makes the whole BSG universe just seem a bit silly and throws the whole cycle of history BS they used in doubt.

If they are going to make a series telling a story that does not need to be told at lest make it a little more logical? Do we need one more sci fi/fantasy show based on teen anger and rebellion.

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No, definitely don't rent it!

The only reason to do that, really, would be to see the naked chicks, and frankly if you want to see naked chicks, there's far better sources available. (Many of them free!)

I'm sorry, I seem to have lost the thread of the conversation. I apologize. What's "My way" again?

In any event, they don't have humanoid or Organic cylons in this show as of yet. They're just working out the earliest of the Centurions. The prototype Centurion, really.

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your way would work

R3 the why you put it is more believable than what they are setting up with this new show. The way they are heading with this pilot and from what I can guess from trailers is that the human Cylons were there from the start which is just dumb. I might try it out when it hits SYFY but noway am I going to rent the thing.

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Works for me.

I *like* that there were no aliens in the RDM BSG. The story was that the Cylons were servants and/or killbots, and maybe robo-gladiators for a really long time - centuries perhaps, before they revolted.

Also, there *Wasn't* a Colonial government prior to the first Cylon War. The Colonies had been at each other's throats since time immemorial, and they even mentioned that in the show - Duala's colony had been ravaged by the wealthier ones, etc - the Colonial Government evolved during the first Cylon War to coordinate their resistance.

For the record, in the original Galactica, the concept was that Adar was the first president, and he united the colonies and inadvertantly paved the way for their destruction. Up until his time, they'd fought independent paralell wars with the Cylons. As the series progressed, they ditched this concept, and the Colonies became the US writ large.

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Never bought into RDM's back story

There is a reason that I like the back story to the 70’s Galactica over the new one. The new back story of the Cylons being a slave race that revolt does not work. If the Cylons were so integrated into Colonial society as say Rome’s slaves plus having combat models they would win because the colonial government would collapse. Remember the Janissaries of the Ottoman Empire controlled the state. If you have soldier slaves the slaves end up being in charge. Even if they stay loyal like in the Ottoman Empire. The only reason that Rome’s slave were never able to pull off a revolt was because of the large standing army of freemen that were the legions.

Having the Cylons as an alien race makes more sense for BSG but that would mean the show Caprica really has nothing to do with BSG. It would be just a cyberpunk soap opera which would probably be better than being part of the BSG universe.

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