Ok, not really. But that was a great headline, right? Right?! Anyway... Yesterday marked the beginning of DC Comics' "Zero Month", in which all of DC's titles would be numbered 0 for the month of September, marking the end of the first year of DC's The New 52 relaunch. I went on record last year saying this wouldn't last a year. I stand corrected, because there are as yet no signs that DC will revert back to the pre-Flashpoint continuity. The tagline for Zero Month is "New Characters Introduced. Secret Origins Told. Mysteries Revieled". It is about one of the new characters introduced that I would like to rant and rave about, and why I spent three hours last night praying that Geoff Johns would be smited with gross boils all over his pretty boy face.
The new character is Simon Baz, Earth's newest Green Lantern. Simon is an Arab-American and he's also a Muslim. A friend of mine first told me of Simon on Tuesday, probably expecting me to be pissed that DC was making an Islamic-American GL. I wasn't. I was intrigued. You see, I understand the difference between a radical Muslim and a regular Muslim. Most Muslim's you meet in your every day life aren't trying to destroy you, and they're just as appalled by what the terrorists are doing in the name of Allah as the rest of us are. I was intrigued to see where they would take this character, so yesterday I ran out to the comic book shop and got my copy of Green Lantern 0 (along with Green Arrow 0 Green Lantern Annual #1 and Smallville Season 11 #5). I read Green Lantern 0 immediately, which I don't normally do. After reading it, however, I was outraged.
Do you remember back in the 70's when the hated Denny O'Neill was going out of his way to make every hero in the DCU lean to the left? Do you remember how much it worked with Green Arrow, giving the character some much needed depth and giving him a personality all his own where before he was just kind of a Batman knock-off? Remember how it DIDN'T work with Wonder Woman or Lois Lane? Remember Wonder Woman in a pants-suit? Remember Lois Lane becoming a screaming, man-hating bitch that Superman would never in a billion years fall in love with? Simon Baz is an epic fail along those same lines.
First of all, if you haven't seen the cover to Green Lantern 0, look it up. Simon Baz is wearing what looks like a ski-mask (you know, the kind bank robbers wear) and carrying a gun. A gun! What in the world does a Green Lantern need with a gun?! Also, when the ring chose this guy it said "Error"! Error! When you're introduced to Simon Baz he's running from the police, driving a stolen van with a bomb in the back! And he drives it into a building and blows the building up! Really?! Ok, so he didn't know the bomb was back there, Mr. Johns would have us believe. It was all just a coincidence. Ok, so maybe he's not a terrorist, but he's a car thief and has no business being a Green Lantern. He just doesn't.
We're also supposed to feel sorry for this guy, this car thief, this criminal, because after he blows up the building he's arrested and held at (what I can only assume is) Guantanamo Bay as a suspected terrorist. He blew up a building! Ok, here's a rundown of the evidence against Mr. Baz:
1. He drove a stolen car, with a bomb in it, into a building blowing it up. He was arrested at the scene, just as he dove from the van a split second before it crashed into the building.
2. The building he blew up was a car factory where he used to work and was recently laid off from.
3. The van was stolen a full day before he crashed it into the building.
Even if you leave out that he's an Islamic-American, if I'm on the jury, Simon Baz is going to prison. This is how Geoff Johns expects us to believe he is being wrongfully prosecuted. How, under the surface, Geoff Johns wants us to believe that every suspected terrorist in US custody is being railroaded by the system. BS! The man looks guilty as hell! I'd hold him too. I wouldn't believe him when he said the bomb wasn't his, or that he drove the bomb into the old factory he was laid off from just because he knew it was empty and no one would be hurt. I wouldn't believe him when he said someone else must have stolen the van, put the bomb in it and then he just haplessly stole it from the original thief. Would you? If you were on the jury of Simon Baz, would you convict?
Mr. Johns, please, stop writing comics. You suck! Green Lantern 0 was an extremely incoherent story, it was offensive to the Muslim community (I mean, why did Baz have to be a car thief to begin with?) and Simon Baz is not a person of good character and has no business being a Green Lantern. Even the ring knew it! He was chosen by a glitch! I don't know why you've chosen to ruin Green Lantern, Geoff, but ever since Green Lantern: Rebirth that's all you've been doing. Also, you're the reason people hated the Green Lantern movie. They used too much of your stuff in it. So please, do us all a favor and go work at Marvel.



>>I ask you time and time again to provide evidence for your claims, and you back track and wave your hands, "Oh no! I shouldn't be expected to provide evidence! I'm just telling you what he said, over there. It's not what I believe, so I should be held responsible for someone else's opinion. Oh no! Not me!"<<
First of all, that statement is extremely condescending, and as I've been asked not to act like that, I am going to respectfully ask that you not try and provoke me into a flame war that could end up getting us both in trouble. That said, on the subject of citing references, I'd be happy to.
>>Prove that the Bush administration did not set up "free speech zones" to keep protesters locked away.<<
I can't prove that it didn't, obviously Bush did utilize these travesties. Now, I already told you that there is a difference between "conservative" and "Republican". This comes into play right here. This is an example of us not following blindly behind our leadership like the liberals do. I didn't agree with Bush's Free Speech Zones then, and I don't agree with them now that Obama is making great use of them. Me, personally, I think it's crap that a judge can find you in contempt of court if you're rude to him and throw you in jail. I think that's a violation of your First Amendment rights. I'm a big First Amendment person. I think when the Constitution says "Congress shall make NO LAW..." it should mean exactly that. So I don't support politicians in this practice, be they Republican or Democrat. That said, when the President of the United States is visiting somewhere, his safety is of paramount importance and demonstrations on both sides do have the potential to get violent and out of hand. I don't agree with Free Speech Zones, but if, in the opinion of the Secret Service, you are a threat to the safety of the President, I don't see a problem with being ejected from an area or even being held until the President is out of the area. You need to behave yourself. The First Amendment is often abused and perverted in ways to suppress opinions in the guise of protecting someone else's opinions (does the imaginary "Separation of Church and State" ring a bell? And yes, it's imaginary. It doesn't exist). The First Amendment protects EVERYONE'S opinions, not just those that agree with you. Conservatives seem to understand this much more than liberals.
I will make one amendment to my "First Amendment is absolute" rant: protesting at funerals, military or otherwise, is disrespectful, uncalled for, insensitive, and doesn't accomplish anything. No one wants to have to bury a loved one, which is already hard enough, just to have Fred Phelps and his lunatic band show up and say you're loved one is going to Hell because he fought in a war or was gay or whatever other madness these pseudo-Christians are kicking up. Let's all agree to exercise our First Amendment rights responsibly, shall we?
>>Prove that the PATRIOT ACT is good legislation.<<
Now, that's not really something that can be proven, can it? I mean, that's just a matter of personal opinion, whether or not it's good legislation, isn't it? I mean, I don't have a problem with government wire-tapping anyone they want. Hell, I would sign a consent form for the government to read my e-mails, my text messages, listen to my phone calls. Why? Because I don't do anything wrong. I've got nothing to hide. The only people who should be afraid or offended by the Patriot Act are criminals and terrorists. Look, I think, if you're a criminal, all of your rights should be forfeit. If a police officer illegally searches your vehicle and finds drugs, that shouldn't be thrown out. The evidence is there. Now, on the flip-side of that coin, if he illegally searches your vehicle and finds nothing then you should be able to sue the department, the city and the officer. Harsh penalties for being wrong will make police regulate themselves and be damn sure they're right before they search someone. But letting criminals off on a technicality is just stupid and wrong. I'm tired of having criminals get more rights than victims. That isn't justice. So yeah, you're not going to find much in the Patriot Act I wouldn't classify as good legislation, but again, that's a matter of opinion, right? And not subject to proof.
>>Prove that Paul Ryan earned any major part of his wealth in the free market.<<
Not sure why you would pick on Paul Ryan here, as he is hardly Oprah-rich. His networth is humbly at $350,000 and liberally at $1.4M. Hardly a major player in Washington. In fact, he's much less wealthy than Obama, who's networth in 2008 was estimated at $4M and the left was touting him as being a "regular guy" because we wasn't as rich as most people in Washington. Well, if $4M makes you a regular guy then Paul Ryan must be a pauper. Of the wealth Ryan does have, most of that came from a trust fund set up by his WIFE'S mother and he also has modest investments in natural resources. Nothing untoward, and he's not even rich enough to be accused of anything criminal. Nice try, but sorry.
This information can be found here: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/08/16/paul-ryan-well-off-but-not-me...
Now it's your turn. I want proof of where Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank's wealth comes from. And in the future, I'll thank you to try and stay on topic and not use the forums to further your own agenda.
One lab accident away from being a supervillain! Bazinga!