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CHURCH TUCKER'S CAPSULE REVIEWS: "The Road" (2009)

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ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED ON 12/14/09

OK, we've all heard about The Road at this point. How it's bleak as all hell, yadda yadda. Well, the truth is that it sort of is, and sort of ain't. What it is, is damn good.

I was only moderately interested in the movie to begin with. I haven't read the book, and what I heard pre-release made it sound like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre with literary pretentions. Having seen it, I can say that it almost is, and that isn't a bad thing.

I'll avoid serious spoilers, but the essence of the story is that a father and his son are trapped in the worst of all apocolyptic scenarios. The world has gone to hell in an unspecified disaster. Nuclear winter is suggested by events, but it's not at all clear, and doesn't really matter in the end. The world is bleak and cold, and little in the way of flora or fauna has survived. Civilization has collapsed and humanity has been reduced to small pockets of gangs or family units. Cannibalism is a fact of life.

DAD and SON are in the midst of these events. We get MOM in flashbacks, which eventually explain why Mom is not part of the current story, and also why the situation is Bleak-with-a-capital-B.

Dad and son are heading South, which they hope (without any real evidence) will be BETTER(tm) than their current situation. In the meantime they meet various groupings of people who are slightly more cynical in their worldview.

The real thing that's going on here is that the Dad is trying to preserve the ideal of civilization in his son (who, it is hoped, will eventually reach some kind of promised land.) At the same time, he is increasingly confronted by crazy shit, and acts accordingly. His son, however, has internalized his lessons and acts somewhat differently.

The genius of the movie (and it may be from the book, I can't tell) is that the end is delightfully ambiguous. It's almost a litmus test for your faith in humanity.

I can understand people complaining about not having the ending force-fed to them, but I have no sympathy. See this one.

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Happens to me all the time

Welcome to my world. I keep reading articles that I have no memory of, but they've got my name on 'em.

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Wow

I barely remember this discussion - it is almost like something coming back in my own voice but from an alternate reality in which I actually had time to respond and be thoughtful.

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What about Paranoia?

Paranoia was great. "Rifts" was pretty good, too. Feels like Starfleet Battles should be on the list, too, not because it was a good game, but because it was so fanatically popular for such a long time.

I think I had an above-average GM for Traveler. We played for years, and the game just sang and danced. Then he went off to the Marines, and I tried playing with other folks, and it was pretty tedious, so I can kinda' see what you mean.

And, yeah, though Gamma World (infinitely preferable to D&D, I agree) was never really my cup o' tea, I was impressed with the wholesale invention you could do in it. I introduced the "Boswash" concept to my friends, and they ended up playing urban fighting for months and months after I got bored with it.

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Traveler vs Gamma World

I loved Gamma World, Traveler always seemed to be tooo much like real work. In Gamma World anything could happen.

So, here is the historical progression for me of RPG:
- Melee
- Origianl D&D
- Traveler
- Gamma World
- Superhero: 2044
- Boothill
- Bunnies & Burrows

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Ah, man, I used to love Traveler

I once played a game of Traveler that lasted for more than two years! Conversely, I loved the *concept* of Gamma World (I even used the rabbits-with-rifles illustration one year for my Easter Cards), but the game itself never really was that much fun. I think I must've had a bad Game Master or something...

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Really?

Gamma World over Traveller?

2d6 for damage.

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RPGs in a rpg

Never played Gamma World how about Twilight2000 or Metamorphosis Alpha

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I choose Gamma World at 20 paces.

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Pistols at Dawn, Sir.

"I am okay with having Mr Church contribute whenever he wants, as long as he doesn't constantly wax rhapsodically about BSG..."

You, as the challengee, are of course permitted to choose your weapons. I suggest Airsoft. Or perhaps Nerf Sabers.

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Church Blog

I am okay with having Mr Church contribute whenever he wants, as long as he doesn't constantly wax rhapsodically about BSG...

Plus, PS - I have Let the Right One In, as well, on my reading list and want to dig into it over the holiday break.

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Yup. You're a Blogger.

Since we have to edit the guest-bloggery that comes our way anyway, it's just easier if we post it for you in a quality-control sense, but if you generate a fair ammount of stuff we'll be happy to broaden your access.

Thanks for the review, we really appreciate it!

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Heh.

So I now have a blog, apparently. But "You are not allowed to post a new blog entry" (I get it, it's just funny.)

RB1.0, I'm curious as to what my take on the book will be. I've still got to read "Let the Right One In" so it may take a while.

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"Texas Chainsaw Massacre" with literary pretensions

Ok, if I would have picked up the book with that approach, I might have stuck it out and read the whole thing.

Plus I like ambiguous endings - the one thing that Steven Spielberg is incapable of doing.

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