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Why are bald men sinister?  Think about it;  in SF and horror, the villain is usually bald.  From Nosferatu to Ming the Merciless to Darth Vader, Uncle Fester to Blofeld to Dr. Evil, bad guys are bald.
 
Robots and aliens are bald, too.  Yul Brynner played a bald cowboy robot in "Westworld," and a case could be made that C-3PO is bald, too.  At least Artoo Detoo has a very shiny dome.  Yoda?  Nearly bald.  The Humanoids I reviewed?  Bald.  The aliens from "Cosmos: War of the Planets?"  Bald.  The Centauri and the Mimbari?  Yep, bald.  Mostly. 
 
Why?  What's so special about not having any hair?
 
Is it because (until recently) bald people were unusual?  Baldness was a symbol of humility, as with the tonsured monks, or a sign of punishment, as when criminals had their heads shaved.  It could also be a sign of aging or lack of virility.  Think of how important Samson's hair was to him!
 
But that makes no sense when you consider that these villains we're talking about are all powerful beings--just evil.  Lex Luthor, Lord Voldemort, most of the bad guys from anime, half the enemies of Batman--the list goes on and on.
 
Does a bald or shaven head resemble a skull?  Is it because the Devil has been depicted as a bald guy (albeit with a goatee?)  Does a lack of hair somehow symbolize a lack of humanity?
 
Good Guys usually have great hair.  There are a few exceptions--Captain Picard is notably follicularly-challenged, and Captain Sisko started out with hair, only to go bald (and become edgier.)  Morpheus is a good guy--I think, I could never quite follow what was going on in The Matrix--and Cypher (also bald) betrayed him.  And of course, Santa Claus is usually depicted as bald, but the beard makes up for it.
 
Even girls don't get out of being bad and bald.  Persis Khambatta is more well-known for being the bald chick from the first Star Trek movie than she is for her actual role, which was as a host for the evil V'Ger probe.
 
I'm not the only person who's noticed this--there are numerous articles on the Web all wondering the same thing.  Why are bad guys bald?
 
Gollum.  Bald.  The Phantom of the Opera.  Bald.  Kitty Galore in Cats and Dogs II--totally bald, we're talkin' mole-rat bald, here.  Shrek's bald, but he wants to believe he's a bad guy (it's an ogre thing).  Even the Great and Powerful Oz is bald, and any dude who can casually send a young girl off on a suicide mission rates as a bad guy in my book.
 
I think we should take this as a cautionary messsage: if you go bald, you're in danger of becoming evil.  Yeah, yeah, so there are a lot of guys today who are making bald "beautiful," sports figures and actors and musicians who have shaved their heads--why?  To stand out, to look different, striking, eye-catching as the light dazzles off their polished noggins.  Even ordinary guys on the street are willingly shaving their heads.  There are so many of them now that being hairless may soon stop being a stereotype of supervillains.
 
But until then, I'm wearing a hat.

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I know that my black sheep turn a sort of reddish brown because their fleece bleaches out at the tips. The only time they're really "black" is just after they've been shorn.

The Hairsheep do keep their black spots, but only on the short fur of their faces.

Perhaps legends of "red haired people" are indeed cases of brown hair turning red from exposure to weathering?

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From reading that article Mama Fisi linked, it sounds as if red hair used to be what baldness is to storytellers today--an unusual appearance that made other people uneasy, so it was handy to utilize for "special" characters. But it also infers that red-headed people had to be known to the storytellers. Romans had surnames such as "Flavius" (yellow) and "Rufus" (red).

I tend to think that random redheads popped up all over the place as "almost-blonds." I went on to read the Wikipedia article on blonds and it seems that they're a rather recent mutation.

Of course, sometimes brown hair can bleach out to look reddish, so perhaps some of the historical reheads were just spending too much time in the sun?

Two of my sisters-in-law are redheads. One very much follows the stereotype that redheads have volatile tempers. The other is very subdued and is a dedicated mom to her young daughter. The first one has a son with red hair, but the second one's child was born with black hair that has since turned to a really interesting shade of frosted blond, rather like my wife's hair (her brother is the dad.) For a while I was certain my niece would end up being auburn-haired, since it's my observation that redheads almost always have red-headed kids, but she motored right through auburn into sandy.

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Reading it now - thanks!

Reading the article now, thanks!

Despite being really rare, red hair tends to show up disproportionately much in the media. Actually, it probably shows up so much specifically because it's so rare, and hence rather striking and exotic, and easy to fake. Think Stella Stevens in "The Silencers." Wow! Or Rita Hayworth in pretty much anything. Conversely, I could never understand why that all-but-unemployable Lohan girl has stayed blonde for so long now. I mean, the only thing remarkable about her is her hair.

Comic books are the worst, again probably because it's easy to do, and because it makes superheroines look rather va-va-voom. I think at one point, about 40% of the females in the Marvel Universe had red hair.

Again, I tend to doubt that most of the historical personages mentioned actually had red hair. It's not a dominant trait, which means both parents would likely have to have it as a recessive to be expressed, which is unlikely in, say, Polynesia or Arabia. I'm not amazingly well versed in these things, but I'm not aware of any contemporary reports that say these people had red hair. People's appearances tend to get re-asigned retroactively by history, to show they were touched by the gods or whatever. Hair color is one of several ways to do that.

I've always been taught that red hair originated as a mutation probably in Norway or Sweeden, where the earth's natural protection from cosmic rays is weakest. There's much more room for mutation when every generation is getting whacked by several times the rads of the equatorial folk. Red hair was a neutral mutation (IE: one that didn't kill you, and one that didn't make you amazingly successful either) so it got passed on. It's most common in Norway, and from thence to places Norway invaded and/or had lots of long-term trade with.

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Perhaps I am thinking of seeing African children with reddish hair, and it's actually due to the malnutrition syndrome called kwashiorkor.

I just read through the Wiki article on red hair http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_hair
and it seems that red hair was unusual, but notable, in many geographic locations. It also has this: "Estimates on the original occurrence of the currently active gene for red hair vary from 20,000 to 100,000 years ago.[27][28]

A DNA study has concluded that some Neanderthals also had red hair, although the mutation responsible for this differs from that which causes red hair in modern humans."

The article is worth a read, because it's got a lot of information that I've not been aware of. Redheads sense pain differently, for instance, and in Africa albinos can look like redheads, but the trait is selected against because the accompanying lack of melanin is detrimental. Meanwhile in more northern areas, the lack of melanin is not as important an issue, so the trait is not selected against.

Red-haired men were supposed to have been sacrificed to the god Osiris in Ancient Egypt, but that comes from the Malleus Malefactorum, which appeared in the Middle Ages as a handbook for witch hunters--red hair and green eyes being a mark of witchcraft.

Achilles and his son Pyrrhus were thought to have had red hair; Judas Iscariot and Mary Magdalene were depicted as redheads; King David, Thor, and Muhammad were also presumed to be red-haired.

Amusingly, after I saw a news article on the Red Head Day where hundreds of redheads gathered, and was informed that redheads make up 2% of the population, three of the following four commercials all featured a redhead.

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>>Incidentally, Kevin--I'd seen depictions of Neanderthals as having reddish hair,<<

Artistic licence. Despite hundreds of finds, no one's ever found a complete skeleton (Though one was close), and there's no hair or skin remnants that have ever been found, so there's no way of knowing if they had red hair or plaid, or even how hairy they were, really. I mean, hairy backs and knuckles wouldn't survive 180,000 winters in the ground, right? Soft tissue and hair almost never preserves.

>>and there are some tribes in Africa where red hair is common.<<

Got citations?

I ask 'cuz I read *lots* of stuff about how the Polynesians frequently had red hair and blue eyes, and this was just taken as a matter of course into the 20th century. Turns out that they didn't. Their priests simply died their hair red, or wore red head dresses as a sort of badge of office. The blue eyes were only in art: babies are frequently born with blue eyes, regardless of race, but they usually change quickly. The Polynesians (And the Inca) thought this looked otherworldly, and associated it with the spirit realm since, y'know, babies just came from there and all. So some Incan art and the Easter Island Moa tended to have blue eyes and even red hats (In the case of the Moa) though the Polynesians themselves never looked like that.

But still it was taken as common wisdom that they did. And some of 'em do *now* owing to centuries of interbreeding, but much like the presence of red hair in Ireland, this is a pretty recent development, traceable to a historic event.

Which doesn't rule out the possibility of red hair in Africa, but I would definitely like to know more about it.

Incidentally: red hair is the least common haircolor - about 3% of the US population - and the stats in Europe are Australia are about the same. In the rest of the world, it's far, far less common. It's also the only one that isn't a variation of brown.

3% is always an interesting number to me when it pops up.

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I think that being bald was percieved as "having something wrong with you." High fevers will make hair fall out, and some women lose a lot of hair during pregnancy.

The ancient Egyptians usually shaved their heads, then donned wigs, mostly for hygeine purposes, but this habit may have been viewed as weird by the subjects and enemies of Egypt.

Even further back, Gilgamesh's companion Enkidu was described as being a hairy wild man, and Esau was covered in red hair while his twin brother and rival Jacob was smooth-skinned. Later, Jacob cheats Esau out of his inheritance by putting on a hairy glove for his blind old father to touch and bless Jacob in Esau's place. (Esau had previously sold his birthright to Jacob for some stew, but still, Jacob pulled a fast one.)

Incidentally, Kevin--I'd seen depictions of Neanderthals as having reddish hair, and there are some tribes in Africa where red hair is common.

Baldness can also accentuate facial features, as there's no hair to distract attention from the face.

Hair has a lot of mystique to it.

Not so long ago, and in many cultures today, women were expected to cover their hair. It was percieved to be a sexual enticement to "let your hair down." In Victorian times, little girls put their hair up when they reached the age of fifteen, and once married, women often wore caps, veils, or hats to cover their heads.

Men also used to wear hats as a matter of course, but would remove them as a mark of respect; oddly, women were expected to either put on a veil or keep their hats on out of respect, as when entering a church.

Luxurious beards were symbols of virility, and everyone mocked the "beardless boy." Today there are lots of treatments to halt or reverse balding.

As Ginrummy points out, black men can make shaven heads work for them, but white guys have mixed results.

Going bald accentuates the cranium and makes the forehead look bigger, so a lot of "mad scientist" types are depicted as bald. Years ago I heard a joke about how smart guys go bald in the back, because they're always scratching their heads, and lovers go bald in the front, because women keep running their fingers through the guy's hair.

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Long haired hippie types

One of the funny things is that people who eventually go bald are people who often times have loads of great hair when young, like Andre Agassi the tennis player who was known for his long hair and then suddenly nothing (hair-wise, he was still famous). I knew a guy with the nickname "Red" because of all his thick red hair in high school... but bald by 25. Black people have a distinct advantage in that they look even cooler when they are bald. Well, not so much the women... although Sinead O'Conoor looked fairly ok.

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Actually, the "Mark of Cain" was generally depicted in medieval and later art as red hair. (Check out Judas in "The Last Supper.") If you had red hair, you were thought to be touched by the devil. Nobody really knows why, but the general theory is that red hair was so rare as to be shocking to someone of the classical world. There were no redheaded Romans or Greeks, and few if any among the Germans. Thus it stuck out as sick and weird, and probably evil, and even after it had become a relatively common thing, it probably retained the evil connotations. Whatever the "mark of Cain" actually was, the arts decided it was red hair.

(The subject of red hair is interesting: it appears to have originated fairly recently and in one fairly isolated geographic region: The norse lands. It's fairly well documented, for instance, that red hair was completely unknown in Ireland until the vikings showed up)

Attractiveness is a somewhat arbitrary concept. Fencing scars were considered rakish and handsome and virile by Germans WELL into the 20th century. German nobles used to deliberately practice without helmets, and if they ended up with a particularly fetching cut, they'd pack it full of fireplace ash to make sure it scarred up nicely. As Neo said, the Romans saw baldness as a physical deformity (Interestingly, baldness was considerably rarer among them than us) hence Caesar's obsession with wearing the laurel leaves which made his thinning hair less apparent. Tattoos, when you think about it, are basically just decorated scar tissue

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It's as old as the Greek tragedies the idea that evil is ugly or disfigured. Baldness is just one of the easier things that can be wrong with a bad guy. It's the mark of Cane that shows that a person is evil.

In the pulp magazines of the 30's many bad guys had a fencing scar on their face along with being bald. It's like many bad guys use a Luger looking weapon to show that they are a bad guy. They are also mean to animals and children.

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