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Is Baltar's Religious Cult Full Of Crap? (Studies in Character Erosion)

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Can we talk about Baltar for a moment?

Seriously, am I the only one who feels like the writers have sort of lost their bead on him, and the character has completely crapped out as a result? Pretty much ever since his trial - actually during the trial - the writers seemed to loose a solid concept on what to do with the man, so they quickly turned him in to an ineffectual Hugh Heffner-like cult leader, where he spouts new-agey twaddle like this by way of sermonizing:

>>I’m not a priest. I’ve never even been a particularly good man. I have, in fact, been a profoundly selfish man. But that doesn’t matter, you see. Something in the universe loves me. Something in the universe loves the entity that is me. I will choose to call this something “God,” a singular spark that dwells in the soul of every living being. If you look inside yourself, you will find this spark, too. You will. But you have to look. Deep. Love your faults. Embrace them. If God embraces them, then how can they be faults? Love yourself. You have to love yourself. If we don’t love ourselves, how can we love others? And when we know what we are, then we can find the truth out about others. See what they are, the truth about them. And you know what the truth is. The truth about them, about you, about me, do you? The truth is, we are all perfect, just as we are. God only loves that which is perfect, and he loves you. And he loves you because you are perfect. You are perfect just as you are.<<

"You are perfect just as you are?" What kind of self-help nonsense is that? "Embrace your flaws?" That seems rather self destructive, doesn't it? Some people have some particularly heinous flaws. I don't see where telling someone to 'go out there and be the best rapist you can be' is good for either the individual, or the commonweal.

For good or for ill, the central tennet of every religion is that you are *not* good enough, that there is always room for improvement, that we must strive to get better, both in our secular lives and in our drive to master ourselves. You say "a singular spark" of God "dwells in the soul of every living being" - fine! I have no problem with that, and neither does any venerable religion I've ever heard of: but if this is true, then doesn't it behoove the individual to become a vessel *worthy* of God's divine spark? I mean, do you want to house God in a condemned, rat-infested building, or maybe shoot for something a little better, a little less insulting? And in the process of trying to be worthy, of trying to be a better place for God to live, we improve ourselves. It's a win/win situation, at least on paper. Your actual mileage may vary.

My point is not to sermonize, however, but simply to show that Baltar's philosophy - and to be fair, it changes from episode to episode - is 'go ahead and be a crackhead or a child molester or a murderer or a theif, that's ok because God loves you so who cares if you kill or hurt the other people that God also loves?' It is hard, really hard, to find a more half-assed philosophy this side of Trek's moraly-indefensible "Prime Directive," and yet all his little bunnies and assorted cheese-headed hangers-on treat this like it's the Sermon on the Mount, or Moses handing down the law.

Conversely, let us look at the character of G'kar from Bablyon 5. For those not aquainted with the show, he started out as a very bad guy who also liked the ladies (Alone and in groups, and from different species, too). He had a profound religious awakening during the course of the show, and eventually became a religious leader, however unlike Baltar, it didn't feel false, tacked on, halfassed, or stupid. Here's an example of one of G'kar's sermons:

>>>If I take a lamp and shine it toward the wall, a bright spot will appear on the wall. The lamp is our search for truth, for understanding. Too often we assume that the light on the wall is God. But the light is not the goal of the search; it is

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And yet it didn't.

>>>What's the old line? If you show a gun in the first act, it had better go off by the third.

Baltar and the baltarts have guns now. This will get... interesting.<<<

And yet it didn't! It came to exactly nothing. Like pretty much every other new plot added in season 4, it was just there to kill time. Much like Baltar's theology itself, there was no substance to any of it.

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Anton Checkov

Yep. That's Anton Checkov's first rule of playwriting: anythign you take the time to point out in the first act must pay off by the end of the play, otherwise you're just wasting people's time with pointless misdirection.

"And misdirected woo, which, come to think of it, is any John Woo film..."
----Homer Simpson

How interesting can it get in just three remaining hours? In any event, they've already violated Checkov's law, since *nothing* going on with Baltar now was introduced back in the first year of the show.

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He's got guns.

What's the old line? If you show a gun in the first act, it had better go off by the third.

Baltar and the baltarts have guns now. This will get... interesting.

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I'm not convinced it's going anywhere.

>>His words ring false because he's making it up as he goes... reading his audience and telling them what they want to hear. He didn't ask for the role of Cult leader, it was thrust upon him. So he speaks, using his quick wit and charisma, as before, to preserve his survival. Roslin and Adama know he's speaking BS, most of the fleet realizes he's full of BS, even Baltar knows he is full of BS <<

So you're saying he's Clintonian?

What you say is true, though I'd point out that even Baltar's charisma is wearing thin these days. Now he's merely tedious. What's interesting about this is that despite (Or because of) all his unrepentant character flaws, Baltar actually *was* a great character for a long time. There were points where it felt like the series was spinning uncomfortably towards becoming "The Baltar Show, Featuring The Battlestar Galactica." That's what makes the evaporation of his significance all the more puzzling.

I mean, Apollo has always been a thinly-drawn, inconsistent cipher of a character that they insisted was the hero despite all evidence to the contrary. Now he's down to one or two lines per week, and I'm perfectly fine with that because Apollo as a character was simply never all that good, and the focus on him felt false much of the time. With Baltar, the transformation is more confusing because he really was no end of fun, and then suddenly the spark was just gone, and no one even seemed to care.

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Searching for meaning for Baltar

Yeah, ever since trial, Baltar's position in the fleet has become inconsequential. Even Roslin and Adama have acknowledged this by essentially dismissing him as an annoying flea instead of a real threat ever since the trial. So it does feel like the writers are struggling to rediscover his place in the storyline (since I'm only up to Deadlock - I see it may be going somewhere...)

But Baltar has always had a ring of falsehood about him. His number one goal (repeated many times through the show) is self-preservation. He has also shown that he can say and give what the people want to hear, but gives very little REAL substance. His presidency was all a show, his attempt to find a Cylon detector was all a show, and now his role as Cult leader is all a show.

His words ring false because he's making it up as he goes... reading his audience and telling them what they want to hear. He didn't ask for the role of Cult leader, it was thrust upon him. So he speaks, using his quick wit and charisma, as before, to preserve his survival. Roslin and Adama know he's speaking BS, most of the fleet realizes he's full of BS, even Baltar knows he is full of BS ('King of Fools').

My big question is: where is all of this going?

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