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Baltar and Lucifer: Overlooked Comedy Duo for the Ages...

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ensures that the new Imperious Leader will be one seriously smart, seriously bad dude, which is considered a good thing in Cylon society. We also learn that Cylons - even the centurions - consider themselves to be alive, and don't want to throw away their lives for nothing.

Baltar: "They're machines, aren't they? They'll do what they're told..."
Lucifer: "We are all machines, Baltar, even you, of a different sort."

Wow! That's pretty avant garde for 1978, isn't it?

As you saw in the clip, Lucifer was quite taken with Baltar's own manipulative tendencies. "He's so devious! We have much to learn from him!" They don't hang a sign over it or anything, but I love, love, love the idea that Count Baltar of Orion is so bad that he's giving Lucifer himself evil-lessons. Talk about meta-humor!

In the second episode, Baltar tracks the Galactica to Kobol, the lost motherworld of humanity. There he hatches a crazy scheme which he never lets his cylons in on, but he later explains it to Adama. In a nutshell, he claims to be an innocent pawn who was captured by the Cylons at the armistice (He's lying). He claims to have been to their homeworld, and was sent after them to give a message of coexistence (He's telling the truth). He says that the Cylon forces are stretched way the hell too thin, and the homeworld is all-but-undefended, and that one battlestar could overthrow the Cylons if it got close enough (He's probably telling the truth here). He tells Adama to *pretend* to be his prisoner, his ship will escort the Galactica back to Cylon as a prize vessel, they'll attack, the Cylon Empire will fall, and they'll rebuild it with humans in charge. (This is actually a good plan!) His unstated angle is that he, Baltar, will be the emperor of this new Human/Cylon empire, but still...

Back on the Base Ship, Lucifer is in Baltar's throne "Just trying it out." In a breif conversation with a Centurion, we hear the following:

Centurion: "Our orders were very specific. We were to escort the Galactica as prisoners."
Lucifer: "Yes. The thing that intrigues me about that is exactly who was to whom's prisoner..."

Again, wow! Lucifer knows that Baltar is completely un-trustworthy and working on his own agenda. And yet he tolerates it? Why? Because "We have much to learn from him" - in other words, Lucifer believes that Baltar's own unhinged, unpredictable duplicity will give him - Luficer - an advantage when dealing with the other IL-series cylons! Lucifer wants to be emperor some day!

Lucifer and Baltar are a great team, perhaps because they're both the same kind of megalomaniacs. Their aims are the same - to be the unquestioned, sole, godlike ruler of their people. This makes them uniquely interesting to watch, particularly as Lucifer is clearly fascinated by Baltar. Baltar appears to develop a somewhat-grudging appreciation for his first officer as well, though it's quite obvious that neither of them trust the other. (And Lucifer apparently attempts to kill Baltar in one episode, resulting in the human having a pronounced limp in a subsequent episode). Making this weird-as-hell chemistry better is the always-great John Colicos (who played Kor, the original Klingon in Star Trek:TOS) and Johnathan Harris (Dr. Smith from Lost in Space) giving his over-mannered, fey, undeniably mellifluous voice to Lucifer. The devil was, after all, reputed to be silver-tongued.

Added to which, they're quietly funny, you know? Baltar's scenery-chewing condescension versus Lucifer's cattyness. It's fun. And of course since the original show was steeped in the whole "Ancient Astronauts" thing (Stupid as that is), it seems likely that the Lucifer we meet on the show was at one point or another intended to be the *real* Lucifer from the Bible.

And then there's Baltar. The man is a marvel. Colicos took an oily one-note Judas and turned him in to an endlessly interesting puzzle. His performances are always fun to watch in a way that you only got in 60s/70s TV, and you simply don't see anymore. He spins everything to his own advantage. He's utterly, completely, compellingly evil. He tried to kill 44 Billion people to secure his own advantage, and he doesn't care. He ended up killing 48 Billion because he didn't plan things through well enough, and yet he still just treats that as an "Oops." When sent out by the new Imperious Leader to offer an olive branch to the humans and thereby end the conflict - which, by the

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>>I mean, Inspector Gerard and Jack McGee weren't in *EVERY* episode, right?<<

Ok, this really isn't even remotely related to the topic at hand, but when has that ever stopped us before around here?

Jack McGee appeared in damn near every episode of The Incredible Hulk, albeit sometimes just a token appearance ("Married", season 2 episode 1). The great thing about Jack McGee, though, is that he wasn't evil. He wasn't really even bad. He could be used many different ways because of this. He was the antagonist, he was sometimes an ally (though unwittingly) and he was the victim. He's even been the protagonist with the Hulk being a supporting character. He was more versatile of a character than your usual run-of-the-mill heavy. I liked the McGee charcter and was rather disappointed he didn't return for the last 2 reunion movies. I would have loved to have seen his face had he been present when the Hulk fell from the helicopter and then reverted back to Banner before dying. Ah, what might have been...

One lab accident away from being a supervillain! Bazinga!

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Oh, I know BSG:TOG ripped off a bunch of stuff (far too many things for just the first season--we kind of like to see some originality in the first season, at least) besides Star Wars. It's just that the movie helped open the doors--or floodgates--for a lot of similar science fiction TV shows and movies.

This of course happens all the time. There's a successful movie, and suddenly every studio is cranking out its own clone of it. Or a type of TV show becomes popular, and that's all we can get for a few seasons until the next "big thing" comes along.

As far as the SW novellization not "being canon," I wa under the impression that Foster was given the script to work from.

What's odd is how boring the attack on the Death Star is when you read it. All he had to use was the dialog in the script--the effects shots weren't described, so the novel has the command center listening to the terse exchanges between the pilots.

Yawn.

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>>In reading this review, I

>>In reading this review, I wonder if the chemistry between Baltar, the megalomanic human who wants to be Emperor, and Lucifer, the cool and reserved cyborg who wants to learn from him and then out-do him, might not have an echo in the relationship between the Emperor and Darth Vader in the original concept for the "Star Wars" series?<<

Probably not. The SW novelization (Alan Dean Foster, was it?) isn't canon, he was throwing in a lot of stuff to pad out the book. Also: TOG BSG predates "Empire" by more than a year. I think it's just that the thug who attempts to overthrow his boss is a *REALLY* old trope. Satan from the Bible, f'rinstance. I don't think we need to look further than that, as the dude in Galactica is *named* after the dude from the Bible.

>>Considering that "BSG:TOG" was clearly designed to cash in on "Star Wars,"<<

Welllllll.....yes and no. It got on TV as a clear attempt to cash in on Star Wars. The fighter battles were *clearly* to cash in on Star Wars. The Cylons were clearly intended to evoke Stormtroopers (Though far, far cooler than the thing they imitated). The Imperious Leader stands in for the Emperor. Baltar himself is the closest Vader analog. *HOWEVER* the "Lost earth" stuff and the "Ancient Astronauts" stuff and "40 years wandering in the wilderness of space" stuff had nothing to do with SW, and were all unique to TOG. And the 'planet of the week' format in the first 2/3rds of the season were a blatant ripoff of trek. And the Cylon sneak attack was anti-soviet paranoia, so blatant that the Soviet embassy actually complained about it to the state department. Also: I can cite entire episodes that are blatant ripoffs of well-known movies. So *yes* absolutely, totally TOG was a ripoff of Star Wars, but it's a mistake to assume that's all it was. It was a ripoff of everything. It was a great big steaming chowder of knockoffs, and Star Wars were the little oyster crackers.

Also, curiously, Larsen pitched TOG (then called "Adam's Ark") to ABC in 1976. They rejected it.

>>The Cylons probably disappeared from "TOG" due to financial constraints, or maybe the network was getting complaints about the uncomfortably religious overtones of the show (the guy's name was Lucifer!)<<

In large part, yes. They only had so many costumes, and they were *expensive* and kinda' hard/occasionally dangerous to wear (Can't see, falling down stairs, etc) and every time you had Starbuck or Apollo shoot one, the squibs blew a hole in the chrome, or at least smudged it up really bad, so you couldn't use that suit anymore, at least not in the foreground. By halfway through the series, they had to cobble suits together from the undamaged parts of other suits.

Also: the writers were beginning to feel the Cylons were overused, kinda' like the Daleks: if they get beat *EVERY* week, how big of a threat are they, really? I mean, Inspector Gerard and Jack McGee weren't in *EVERY* episode, right? They showed up about every three weeks or so? So they were experimenting with new foes like Count Iblis and the Eastern Alliance. Also, had the show continued, they were going to introduce android cylons indistinguisable from people in the 2nd season opener, an episode called "The Return of the Pegasus."

>>And of course over on that other franchise, things went pear-shaped behind the scenes and the world will never get to see what was really supposed to happen.<<

They'd intended to do 3 or 4 TV movies, several months apart. If that was successful, they'd have done 3 or 4 more the next season, and just keep on doing 3 or 4 a year as long as the ratings held out. If they weren't successful, they'd find Earth in the last 10 minutes of the last movie.

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In reading this review, I wonder if the chemistry between Baltar, the megalomanic human who wants to be Emperor, and Lucifer, the cool and reserved cyborg who wants to learn from him and then out-do him, might not have an echo in the relationship between the Emperor and Darth Vader in the original concept for the "Star Wars" series? I recently re-read the novel of "Star Wars" and it seemed that Vader was playing a waiting game in the hopes of overthrowing an increasingly-isolated Emperor Palpatine and himself claiming the galactic throne.

Considering that "BSG:TOG" was clearly designed to cash in on "Star Wars," and that the original Cylons bear an uncanny resemblance to Darth Vader (after they discovered chrome, I suppose) the comparison may be apt.

The Cylons probably disappeared from "TOG" due to financial constraints, or maybe the network was getting complaints about the uncomfortably religious overtones of the show (the guy's name was Lucifer!)

And of course over on that other franchise, things went pear-shaped behind the scenes and the world will never get to see what was really supposed to happen.

But I still find it interesting that Vader apparently had designs of the Emperor's job, and that the Emperor was so isolated and withdrawn that ambitious people like Tarkin were able to take liberties.

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Why thank you!

That's high praise indeed! Thanks!

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Thanks for the reminder. I get to watch TOG on RTN every weekend. I saw the episode "The Young Lords" a while back and couldn't help but notice the quality of the dialog between Baltar, Lucifer and Spectre, which was quite entertaining. That's the great thing about RTN and this site; helping me appreciate anew the quality of old shows.

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Cylons killed their creators

It's a common misconception. I actually thought it was the case myself once upon a time, until someone pointed out to me that no one ever actually says that in the show. For all I know, it's what they intended, and the line was scripted, but never made it to the air. Having re-watched the entire series several times over in the last decade, though, I can honestly say they never say that.

Another thing they interestingly never say is that they're going faster than light. They talk about "light speed" a lot, and "Going back to sublight" and the Terrans talk about "Starspeed" whatever that is, but at no point in the series can we conclusively say that anyone's going FTL, and the whole entire rag tag fleet is pretty clearly going way below light speed.

I always thought that was a big unintentional barn door that could have made for some very interesting retcons - given relativity, it would easily explain why the war lasted a thousand years (a'la Halderman's "Forever War"), yet they meet a guy in the feet who seems to remember pre-war days, and no one finds that remarkable, and of course the one season we saw could easily have taken place over the course of 50 or a hundred objective years.

Another thing interesting about TOG is the deliberately limited number of military ship used. We never see more than 3 base ships at a time, and if they used tankers to send fighters to attack the fleet, that argues that they didn't have all that many base ships to begin with. We can't conclusively say they had more than 5 or 6 total, and the colonies only appear to have had 5 working battlestars at the time of the ambush. When Baltar tells Adama that the Cylon homeworld is undefended, and one battlestar could easily bring them to their knees, he seems to really believe it. Cain seems to have had little problem running a geurilla war at Gamoray for five years or so, as well. All these argue for a very limited number of capital ships on both sides.

With a limited number of ships, and sublight-only travel, the cylon/human game of cat and mouse becomes a whole not more entertaining.

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I thought that the Cylons killed their creators, parallel to what happened in RDM's version. Not sure where I remember that from, though.

Also, the humanoid Cylons did show up in one episode of 1980.

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My Galactica

Yeah, though the new Galactica was better in a whole lot of ways, and though I really liked it for a couple years until that last season and a half just betrayed their own story and took a dump on its head, the thing is - even though I was really in to it for a while - it wasn't *my* Galactica, you know? There's a resonance that the originals have with me that their retreads can't have. It's not rational, I was just exposed to the original during a narrow window of opportunity and patterned on it like a baby duck on it's mama.

Cylons were originally to be reptiles wearing armor, but the network decided that was too violent, so they changed 'em to machines at the last minute, and shot an additional expository scene (In the landram, where Boxey and Apollo are talking) after they'd actually finished filming. According to Apollo, the original Cylons were non-humanoid organics from another star system or galaxy or whatever. When they came to Colonial space, they realized that humans were the optimum physical form for a bunch of environments, so they built their machines to resemble us. These organics were not evil, just alien. Eventually the organics died out, but their machines kept going, and eventually went rogue. The reason for this isn't ever explained, but it's implied that Count Iblis was involved in the rogue thing. The extinction of the organics is never explained.

Interestingly, had the show come back, they would have moved to more "Humanoid" cylons, just like the RDM version did, citing the expence of making and maintaining all the traditional cylon costumes, and the difficulty of filming with them. Here, check this out http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Stories_for_Season_Two_of_the_Original...

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TOG better in someways

You know in some ways TOG had a more believable back story. The Cylons were an alien race that slowly made themselves more and more machine. The war started because the colonies intervened in a war the Cylons were fighting with yet another alien race and their justification in the attack was the same that Japan used in WWII when we started an embargo of oil and steel because of Japan's actions in China.

Now I do not remember if they went into all that in the show or the novelization of the movie that I read.

The Baltar Lucifer team was fun to watch and had a creepiness that is hard to recreate. As I remember Lucifer put a hit out on the Imperious Leader too in one episode.

Even though the Cylons were not in the last few episodes the show was going in an interesting direction with the last episode ending with them receiving the radio transmission from the Apollo 11 landing.

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