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MOVIE REVIEW: "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" (2011)

It got a 38% fresh rating Rotten Tomatoes, it probably cost more than the GDP of small countries, and it has been excoriated as epitomizing everything wrong with modern America.

So how was it? Considering where the bar was set, not awful.

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EPISODE REVIEW: TRANSFORMERS PRIME: Shadowzone

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Intro
So yesterday I heard Megatron walked into the office about the script written for this weeks episode of Transformers. He Asked why do you keep squeezing these kids in every episode. The producer calmly straighten his $400 Versace sunglasses, then ran his hand briskly down his $50 dollar tie and push a seven figure check of an unknown number towards Megatron. For a moment Megatron hesitated trying to maintain some honor……. then took the check and left. If your wondering why Optimus Prime didn’t say anything its because he’s friends with Hasbro. They’re tight.

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EPISODE REVIEW: TRANSFORMERS PRIME: Preditory

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In this special episode of transformers Jack mans up.
Ho ho this episode was awesome. I mean wow this was amazing. Yeah Jack was annoying at the beginning but by the end I understood his motives for why he did what he did. Dear people I will have to come back and complete this later within the day.

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EPISODE REVIEW: TRANSFORMERS PRIME: Deus Ex Machine

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 Intro
“I hate talking to machines”
Man what a week. I think I’ve finally got that Gundam Wing and College finals don’t mix. Officially I only had the pleasure of sleep for only 2-3 hours a day this week. Ok enough of that lets get to this fantastic episode. To say I was really thrilled with the character of Bulkhead he’s really caught my attention and respect. This weeks episode is the first time that I had actually question a robot sexuality. I mean if they have girl and man robots is it possible to have a gay robots.

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EPISODE REVIEW: TRANSFORMERS PRIME: Scrapheap

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Wow what a familiar but, satisfying episode. Since I’ll be reviewing Transformer: Prime more than likely I compare it to Beast Wars( best transformers incarnation) and Michael Bays Transformers(worst transformers incarnation). So lets hop to it shall we!!!!!!

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EPISODE REVIEW: Transformers Prime: “Masters and Students” (Episode 6)

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Megatron is dead, Starscream attempts to consolidate his control over the Decepticon forces on earth. No one has a great deal of faith in him, so he decides to revive one of the guardians Megatron squirreled away on earth in stasis millennia ago. He thaws out “Skyquake,” which isn’t a song by Dead or Alive, but it really sounds like it should be. Skyquake immediately beats up Starscream and gets in a fight with Optimus and Bumblebee, gets killed, dies, and is given a cheap funeral.

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