Duke: “You wanted to see me, General?”
General Hawk: “Actually, I sent for your replacement, Lt. Falcon, and he‘s already here…wait, aren’t you dead?“
Duke: “No, it was only a coma.”
Hawk: “Are you sure? I saw a snake eat your freakin’ heart!”
Duke: “Nope, I was saved by a voiceover and parental outrage at the death of Optimus Prime.”
Hawk: “Wow! Lucky Duck!”
Duke: “Don’t I know it! The writers had my idiot half-brother here taking over the team.
Falcon: “Hey! I’m right here, you know!”
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