Recalling fondly the travails of trying to figure out how to fly on "Greatest American Hero", Jim Powell tries to figure out how to use his super-strength and near-invulnerability to stop oncoming cars. The results are pretty funny, as his friend, Deputy D.A. George continually runs him down in a beat-up old car. It's not often you see the hero's body flopping around under smoking tires used for humorous affect on TV, but it worked.

Awesome has been buying a lot of this stuff at the Buy More, which has drawn his attention to a problem there: efficiency. Way too much efficiency. It gets so bad that Morgan realizes he has to talk to General Beckman—who he calls by her first name—and precedes to give a very funny demonstration of just how well-run the Buy More now is. He points out that Buy Mores aren’t supposed to be that way and such a state will draw the attention of bad guys. Beckman agrees and authorizes Morgan to put together a team to run the Buy More properly. So Morgan and Casey track down Jeff and Lester, who are living in a van 7 miles away. This was one of the rare episodes where the Buy Moria overshadowed the “real” story. Which was that …

Last week, a woman in Fruita, Colorado (official motto: “No, we’re not that frozen drink at Taco Bell”), was in a one car wreck caused by, she told authorities, a vampire. According to the woman—who didn’t want her identity published, for reasons I’m sure we can all understand—she was just driving home when suddenly there was a vampire, right in the middle of the road.