Echo is programmed to be an ass-kicking backup singer for a Riana-like singer that someone is trying to kill. Sierra, the blonde Japanese girl, is assigned as her backup. They infiltrate the singer's agency separately and with no real difficulties, until it becomes apparent that Rianna *Wants* to die, and is encouraging her stalker/executioner. Said whackjob kidnaps Sierra, and so Echo endangers the singer to rescue the other active, and save the day. This they then do.

Meanwhile, in the Helo plot, Paul the FBI guy gets set up by his Russian Mob informant, and is shot and hospitalized.

Echo plays Kevin Costner ala "The Bodyguard", except Whitney goes and gets Echo's sidekick fan-napped.

"And Eyyyeyeyeyeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeee will aaalwaaays love yeeeeeeeewwwwweeeeeweoeowwewwwwwwee"

Not very spoilery stuff ahead.

Things we're working on:

• A LOST roundtable discussion that will blow your mind-- You've got to read this when we get it done.
• We're stocking up on caffeine so that we can deliver FIVE reviews tomorrow night- (Batman [TBATB], Terminator 2.5, the series, Dollhouse (x2), and Battlestar Galactica). Surf in late, we'll be here typing.
• We're working on T-Shirts and other merchandise so that you can support us in the manner you've become accustomed to....
• We're also working on a store so that you can buy our copious literary efforts. All two of them.

All this and more to come!

Tonight, we get the complete life story of Jeremy Bentham, the alter ego of John Locke. From his birth in Tunisia to his death in Los Angeles, Mr. Bentham failed miserably in bringing the O-6 back to the island....

But we knew that, didn't we? So what DIDN'T we know?

Spoilers ahead